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Editorial
Introduction to NOESIS Issue #172 –
August 2004
Welcome
to Noesis issue #172, August! There is a wide variety in this issue.
The
Brown Journal of World Affairs (summer/fall-2004) presented four
articles by experienced persons in the area of espionage – in a section titled The Future
of Espionage. We begin this Noesis issue with the up-to-date article
presented by the author of one of these articles, Rand Lewis, Director – Martin Peace Institute –
titled Espionage and the War on Terrorism: Investigating U.S. Efforts. One key issue raised is the
Exciting excerpts from two of the other
three articles in The Brown Journal of
World Affairs section titled The Future of Espionage captures
insights by Arthur S. Hulnick and Oleg
Kalugin. Dr. Arthur S. Hulnick is a veteran of thirty-five years in
the intelligence field, including twenty-eight years in the CIA and Oleg
Kalugin is a retired Major General
of the Soviet KGB. Oleg presents an
after-the-fact strategy that may have prevented the 9/11 event that is very insightful.
No
issue of Noesis would be complete
without some mental stimulation – and this issue is rich in a variety of mind
puzzles – for young and old alike. The
next article Let’s
Get ‘Series’-ous! covers infinite series where the reader has to tally the ‘sum’ or
‘product’ of the infinite series
presented. At the end of
the posed series problems, we present
a table that captures a handful of the upcoming German-American Oktoberfest events.
These are presented in the new August/September 2004 issue of German Life magazine. The city, date, event, phone number, and in
most cases the URL, are provided for each event.
At
the end of the solutions to the infinite
series problems, we interject another set of mental challenges - “Number
Crunchers” by David J. Bodycombe.
David as authored many highly acclaimed puzzle books, and writes over
1000 puzzles a year for columns in periodicals such as the Big Issue, Metro and
In
Stephen Spignesi’s book “What’s Your Red,
White & Blue IQ?” he shares different American holiday facts. In this article, we cover the upcoming “Labor
Day” holiday with the Labor Day Quiz.
The next sections are real “motivators.”
– They present well-known products and their uncanny development which will
amaze readers and motivate and encourage them to consider pioneering new
business areas. The first ‘product’ is Good & Plenty candy, covered in the Good & Plenty Theme Song – Quiz.
Continuing with Joey Green, we present
a second product we are all familiar with, Who was the
Laura Bush – First Lady to
the President of the United States goes “public” with the release of her
famous recipe everyone will want to try - Laura Bush’s Oatmeal-Chocolate Chunk Cookies.
We switch back to Joey Green a third
time – with a terrific motivator
- Cracker Jack Candy History
and Stunning Facts.
Several readers inquired about possible
articles on ways to improve their lives.
With this, we introduce our readers to the article titled A “NEW START” in Life by Weimar Institute’s NEWSTARTÒ Lifestyle Program.
We next go to the puzzle archives of
Mega Society member, Bill Corley – where we present Bill’s Dirty Dozen 2002 set.
We next hop tracks into another puzzle set, “Mensa
Brain Bafflers,” by Philip J.
Carter & Ken A. Russell – two famous Mensa puzzle book authors.
Along the lines of ways to improve our reader’s lives and
their appreciation for the quotes that appear in Noesis, we present “Thoughts
on Being Happy” by History & Heraldry, Ltd of
From the Yale Law School July/August
2004 issue of “Legal Affairs” magazine,
we bring you a lengthy feature titled “Want
Your Kid To Disappear?” by Nadya Labi.
Back to health again, we present some
ideas to extend your life – “Anti-Aging
Foods” by the scientists at the USDA. They have
developed a rating scale that measures the antioxidant content of various plant
foods. The scale is called ORAC, which stands for Oxygen Radical Absorbance
Capacity.
Experts
in voting technology from the California Institute of Technology and
Massachusetts Institute of Technology say that four relatively simple and
inexpensive steps can be taken to ensure that voting procedures in this fall's
presidential election are as accurate and reliable as possible. Here we present their article “Caltech and MIT Propose Measures to Ensure Accuracy,
Accessibility in Presidential Election.”
Many
readers know of gifted children and would like to see them engage in high-tech
careers after graduating from college. We
share three top colleges – and some of the credentials of their incoming
freshman – in the article titled “Yale, Caltech,
and MIT”.
Next,
based on a request by the editor for articles on reader’s opinions on the
Martha Stewart case, the editor presents the article “Martha
Stewart – The ‘Ripple Effect’.”
Next
we present a 1-liner (“Aphorism”) and brief biography by Mega Society member Richard May.
A
few more puzzles are shared by the editor – “On the Light Side.”
Dr.
Ronald K. Hoeflin, founder and editor Emeritus of the Mega Society, sent (by Pony Express) information on two of his
hi-IQ societies – “New Websites for TOPS & OATHS.”
The next article is “Good Genes Count, but not only
Factor in High IQ” by Sharon Begley of The Wall Street Journal.
We close this kaleidoscopic
issue with the National Security Agency (NSA) job ad – as the NSA would be a
terrific “Puzzle Palace” for some of our hi-IQ readers!
NOESIS Journal – August 2004 –
Issue #172
CONTENTS
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TITLE
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AUTHOR |
PAGE |
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1 |
Espionage and the War on
Terrorism: Investigating
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Rand
Lewis |
5 |
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2 |
The
“Human Element” in the Future of Espionage |
Hulnick
& Kalugin |
10 |
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3 |
Let’s
Get ‘Series’-ous! |
Editor |
13 |
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4 |
German Life Magazine – August/September 2004 – Oktoberfest Dates |
Editor |
14 |
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5 |
Let’s
Get ‘Series’-ous! – Tentative Answers |
Editor |
15 |
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6 |
Number Crunchers |
David J. Bodycombe |
16 |
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7 |
Labor Day Quiz |
Stephen J. Spignesi |
17 |
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8 |
Number Crunchers – cont’d |
David J. Bodycombe |
18 |
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9 |
Good & Plenty Theme Song – Quiz |
Joey
Green |
19 |
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10 |
Who was the |
Joey
Green |
20 |
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11 |
Laura Bush’s
Oatmeal-Chocolate Chunk Cookies |
Laura
Bush |
21 |
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12 |
Labor Day Quiz - Answers |
Stephen J. Spignesi |
22 |
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13 |
Good & Plenty Theme Song – Quiz Answers |
Joey
Green |
22 |
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14 |
Cracker Jack Candy
History and Stunning Facts |
Joey
Green |
23 |
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15 |
A “NEW START” in Life |
Weimar
Institute |
24 |
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16 |
Dirty
Dozen 2002 Set |
Bill
Corley |
27 |
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17 |
Mensa
Brain Bafflers |
Carter
& Russell |
30 |
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18 |
Thoughts on Being Happy |
History
& Heraldry |
31 |
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19 |
Dirty
Dozen 2002 Set |
Bill
Corley |
36 |
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20 |
Want Your Kid To Disappear? |
Nadya Labi |
38 |
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21 |
Anti-Aging Foods |
USDA |
48 |
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22 |
Caltech and MIT Propose Measures to Ensure Accuracy, Accessibility in Presidential Election |
Perry
& Richards |
49 |
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23 |
Mensa
Brain Bafflers – cont’d |
Carter
& Russell |
50 |
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24 |
Caltech Nobel Laureate Ed Lewis Dies |
Jill
Perry |
51 |
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25 |
Yale, Caltech, and MIT |
Editor |
53 |
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26 |
Martha Stewart – The “Ripple Effect” |
Editor |
54 |
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27 |
Aphorism |
Richard
May |
57 |
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28 |
Mensa
Brain Bafflers – cont’d |
Carter
& Russell |
57 |
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29 |
On the Light Side – Puzzles |
Editor |
58 |
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30 |
New Websites for TOPS & OATHS |
Dr.
Ron Hoeflin |
59 |
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31 |
Good Genes Count, but not only Factor in High IQ
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Sharon
Begley |
60 |
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32 |
Solutions to Editor, Bodycombe, & Carter/Russell Puzzles
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Ron/Dave/Phil/Ken |
62 |
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33 |
National
Security Agency To Hire 1,500 People by September 2004
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NSA |
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Espionage and the War
on Terrorism:
Investigating
by Rand Lewis, Director – Martin Peace
Institute
Published in The Brown Journal of World Affairs, Vol. XI, Summer/Fall 2004, pp.
175-182
In the months since the
Basic to the question of whether or not the
intelligence community, particularly the CIA and Federal Bureau of
Investigation (FBI), was culpable in not providing sufficient warning is the
issue of information availability. Was information available to provide a
reasonable analysis that would define the perpetuators and time of the attack?
Were the CIA and FBI negligent in not providing important data to one another,
which could have precluded an attack? These questions relate directly to the
capabilities and bureaucratic infrastructures of the intelligence community.
Within the intelligence community there are a number
of methods used to collect information. The most common in today’s high tech
environment include signal intelligence (SIGINT), image intelligence (IMINT),
measurement and signature intelligence (MASINT), open-source intelligence
(OSINT), and human intelligence (HUMINT). Of these, SIGINT provides the
majority of raw intelligence data and is primarily the responsibility of the
National Security Agency (NSA). This involves the collection, processing, and
reporting of information derived from signal intercepts.
The oldest form of intelligence gathering is HUMINT.
Information using this method comes from human sources and the public often
views this type of intelligence gathering as specifically associated with
clandestine activities. In reality, most HUMINT is gathered through overt
means, such as diplomats and military attaches. The majority of this
information is collected through the efforts of the CIA and Defense
Intelligence Agency (DIA). Over the past thirty-six years HUMINT, as a primary
method of intelligence gathering, has undergone some profound changes. Most of
these have been associated with the changing leadership at CIA, the public
perceptions of intelligence abuse, and more recently, major changes in global
relationships tied to the end of the Cold War and the growing issue of
international terrorism and regional conflict. Much of the blame for
intelligence shortfalls associated with the 9/11 attacks has been placed on the
CIA. This may be an unfair assumption.
The CIA was established as part of the National
Security Act of 1947. This act defined the duties of the CIA in terms of an
agency responsible for the intelligence gathering related to national security.
Most specialists interpret this as relating to foreign intelligence. Although
this type of intelligence appears to be associated with information gathered
outside of the
The disconnect associated with the CIA’s disinterest
in taking the intelligence community lead has been instrumental in the
evolution of the
William Colby, CIA Director from 1972 to 1975 began
to shift the emphasis from clandestine service covert operations to a stronger
commitment for technologically obtained information. This was driven by the
increasing concerns for the quality of information obtained from HUMINT and the
increasingly difficult management of resources, especially the budget, which
was decreased for HUMINT for many years. Even with this shift in emphasis, by
1975 the clandestine service was still thirty-seven percent of the total CIA
budget.[4]
The 1970s were difficult years for
After the Church Committee report was issued the CIA,
led by Admiral Stansfield Turner (1977-1981), began to shift their emphasis.
The agency no longer was enamored with clandestine operations. Science and
technology became far more prevalent in the effort to gather information.
Clandestine activities decreased as many positions were left vacant. Turner
argued that these positions were no longer needed due to the quality and
availability of technology.
This change from HUMINT oriented activities to a more
technological approach through SIGINT fueled the criticism immediately
following 9/11. A number of commentators, pundits, and national security
specialists argued that there was a degradation of CIA human intelligence
capabilities over the past few years. John C. Gannon, Chairman of the National
Intelligence Council, in remarks made at the Hoover Institution Conference on
Schultz’s comments about having to deal with unsavory
characters in the world of covert HUMINT reflect an attitude resulting from an
incident that came to the public’s attention in the mid-1990s. An agent
recruited in
Thus over the past few years HUMINT has been at the
center of a number of issues related to the CIA’s efforts to obtain and analyze
effective intelligence. It is essential to evaluate how effective HUMINT is in
today’s environment where threats are more apt to come from international terrorism
and regional conflicts. There are a number of reasons that HUMINT is valuable
as a means of obtaining information. It can provide an idea of the political,
military, and economic processes of both states and non-states, particularly
those, which are clandestine or closed. Hopefully an agent can obtain
reasonably accurate assessments of the leader’s intentions and potential
actions, as well as potentially having access to sensitive plans and documents.
On the other hand, there are severe limitations of
HUMINT in the effort against terrorism. The most difficult issue that hinders
effective use of HUMINT against terrorist groups is the ability to penetrate
the cell structure. Modern terrorist organizations tend to organize around
cells, which are compartmental units that make it extremely difficult to
infiltrate. In addition, the compartmentalization decreases the ability to
obtain tactical intelligence that can provide the whole picture of a potential
attack. The only way to effectively counter this cell structure is to recruit
in a number of cells, hopefully providing sufficient information to develop a
reasonably viable view of the plan. This, of course, is extremely difficult and
requires a great deal of resources in man-hours and funds, as well as providing
a far more dangerous scenario for case officers. Another less desirable way to
attempt to disrupt the cell structure is to try and disperse the cells, making
it difficult to communicate and coordinate efforts in columns, therefore
confusing the planning and execution. This hopefully decreases the
organization’s capabilities to mount major attacks. This is somewhat easier
than trying to penetrate the cells, but is not as effective. The cell structure
also makes it extremely difficult to develop a clear and concise determination
of the credibility of information that is obtained. One of the key methods used
by terrorist groups is to provide misinformation. In the case of tactical
intelligence, it is necessary to quickly obtain information and get it to the
appropriate authorities as soon as possible. This provides the opportunity for
a group to feed misinformation to case officers, making the credibility of the
source questionable and causing the responding officials to react to the
information before it can be effectively vetted.
These weaknesses of HUMINT to effectively counter
terrorist activities are directly related to the decisions of intelligence
leaders to consider alternative sources. In the late 1970s, CIA director
William Colby began to place more emphasis on technological collection as a
means to decrease the importance of "disinformation."[7]
However, technology does not provide all of the tactical intelligence data
needed for the "War on Terrorism." SIGINT was very effective in the
Cold War scenario, but is hampered in the new world of international terrorism.
The ability to observe the operations of cells greatly reduced the
effectiveness of satellite imagery. Communications intercepts were effective
only as long as the terrorist groups were unaware that their signals were being
intercepted. Once this method was compromised, the terrorists have developed
other means of communicating. Modern technology can be used by both the counter
and anti-terrorist groups as well as the terrorists themselves. Terrorist
organizations have become far more sophisticated and are often capable of
acquiring technology that is as effective as that used by the counter terrorism
groups. In addition, the international terrorists are adept at mitigating the
technology used against them by changing their procedures or movements.
HUMINT therefore remains an important element of
intelligence gathering. It is essential that intelligence services maintain a
physical presence in the regions that tend to provide access or safe-havens to
terrorist organizations. In addition, third party services are an important
source of information, although must be evaluated carefully due to inherent
biases associated with these types of sources.
In summary, the “War on Terrorism” is a new kind of
conflict for the
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for Rand Lewis’ article - Espionage and
the War on Terrorism: Investigating
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2. Beal, Clifford, Editor. "Chronic
Underfunding of
3. Carroll, Thomas Patrick. "The
CIA and the War on Terrorism."
4. Chisholm, Patrick. "Bring Back
Human Intelligence." Christian Science Monitor Online (June 27,
2002).
5. Corn, David. "Did We Handcuff
the CIA?" http://slate.msn.com (
6. Dishman, Chris. "Looking to
Future, CIA Should Focus on Human Intelligence." Christian Science
Monitor (August 6, 1997).
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Defense HUMINT Service: Preparing for the 21st Century." Defense
Intelligence Journal, Vol. 6, No. 1 (Spring 1997), pp. 7-13.
8. Fischbach, Jono. "With A Little
Bit of Heart and Soul Analyzing the Role of HUMINT In the Post Cold War
Era." Paper presented at the Woodrow Wilson School Policy Conference 401a
(
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Intelligence is Critical to Counter Terrorism." Pravda (
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289 (October 15, 1996).
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"Intelligence--A Funhouse of Reflections." San Francisco
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(
The “Human Element” in the Future of Espionage
by Arthur S. Hulnick and Oleg Kalugin
Technology
has advanced so rapidly that one begins to question the ability of
In
summer/fall 2004 issue of The Brown Journal
of World Affairs, four thought-provoking articles were presented on the Future
of Espionage. The second article
was kindly contributed by Rand Lewis – and was used as our opening article in
this issue of Noesis. The four article titles are summarized in
Table 1 below. Short biographies of the
remaining three authors are captured in Table 2.
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Table 1 – Espionage
Articles in The Brown Journal of World
Affairs |
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Title |
Author |
Pages |
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1 |
Espionage:
Does it Have A Future In The 21st Century? |
Dr. Arthur S. Hulnick |
165-173 |
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2 |
Espionage
and the War on Terrorism: Investigating |
Rand C. Lewis |
175-182 |
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3 |
Terrorism
and Human Intelligence: The Soviet Experience |
Oleg Kalugin |
183-188 |
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4 |
Thinking
About Intelligence Comparatively |
Dr. Kevin M. O’Connell |
189-199 |
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Table 2 – Biographies
of the Authors |
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Dr. Arthur S. Hulnick – is a veteran of thirty-five years in the intelligence
field, including twenty-eight years in the CIA. He is currently Associate Professor of
International Relations at |
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Oleg Kalugin – is a retired Major General of the Soviet KGB. A former Fulbright Scholar, he is the
author of The First Chief Directorate: My
32 Years in Intelligence and Espionage Against the West. He is currently a Professor at the Center
for Counterintelligence and Security Studies. |
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Dr. Kevin M. O’Connell – is the Director of RAND’s Intelligence Policy, National
Security Research Division. Dr.
O’Connell is also an adjunct Professor at |
Having
read through all four articles, I present selected excerpts from two (Hulnick
and Kalugin) of the other three articles to provide a more rounded view of the
issue of the future of espionage.
Dr. Arthur S. Hulnick - “Some commentators seemed to think that all the
CIA had to do was drop a handful of officers into Iraq and that they could
somehow discover the reality of the situation.
This assumption shows how little they understood about espionage. Espionage is a dangerous, slow, painstaking
process that often yields information of questionable reliability. Yet, when a good source is obtained, the
insights that source provides can be better and more useful than intercepted
communications or overhead reconnaissance, which are the more commonly used
(and very expensive) high-tech methods of spying.” [p.166]
Dr. Arthur S. Hulnick - “Now that the Cold War is over, and veterans of
the two sides have been able to meet and compare notes, it seems clear that
espionage does not vary all that much from service to service. In the twenty-first century, however,
techniques that worked well in the Cold War may not be applicable against the
new threat of non-state actors, such as terrorists, organized crime groups, and
independent arms merchants.” [p.167]
Dr. Arthur S. Hulnick - “Often, the case officer begins by recruiting a
‘principal agent’ – someone with the right ethnic background and language who
fits into the society or group the officers are trying to penetrate. The principal agent can assist in spotting
and assessing likely targets. Of course,
the relationship between the officer and principal agent has to be kept
secret.” [p.168]
Dr. Arthur S. Hulnick - “Once agents are recruited, the case officer has to
ensure that the new spies learn how to hide their operations, how to
communicate securely, and how to report information they have been directed to
steal. This is known in intelligence
parlance as ‘tradecraft.’ Sometimes, the case officer will use a ‘safe house,’
usually a secure apartment or office, to meet with the agents, give them
requirements, retrieve their reports, or deal with their problems.” [p. 169]
Dr. Arthur S. Hulnick - “Once the agent has proven to be productive, and
reports begin to flow back to headquarters, then the utility of the operation
has to be evaluated from time to time.
The agent who appears at first to be a good reporter may turn out to be
passing only low-level tidbits to the case officer, or may be fabricating
information to make it appear that he or she is really ‘in the ‘know’ . . . .
Clearly, there is nothing glamorous about espionage. It is painstaking and tedious work, it can be
dangerous, and it requires assigning good officers to terrible places, where
their tenure there has to be limited because of the toll it takes on officer’s
health and family.” [p.169]
Dr. Arthur S. Hulnick - “One of the great lessons learned from the recent
intelligence crises surrounding 9/11 and the Iraq war is that the U.S.
intelligence system needs to move away from Cold War tactics and become more
flexible, or ‘more agile’ as intelligence expert Bruce Berkowitz has
written. At the same time, operations
against closed or ‘rogue’ states may require techniques that have roots in the
Cold War experience. In reporting about
the failure to find weapons of mass destruction in
Oleg Kalugin - “A myriad of problems have to be grappled with and
resolved before we feel confident that we can effectively address the difficult
threat that terrorism poses . . . . Today, the most immediate problem is the
need to readdress the effectiveness of our intelligence services, and ensure
their readiness to protect the free world from mortal surprises in an age of
nuclear proliferation and international terrorism. Napoleon is said to have noted that, ‘one spy
in the right place is worth twenty thousand men in the field,’ and this adage
is more true today than it was two hundred years ago. Despite the technological prowess, signal and
imagery collection capabilities of the
Oleg Kalugin - “Spies do not spring up by a wave of the hand
inside the adversary’s backyard. They
need to be carefully selected, meticulously vetted, trained, patiently
nurtured, and prepared for risky assignments . . . . Intelligence collection,
analysis, interpretation, dissemination should serve as a prelude to vigorous
intervention into international events fraught with dangers of new terrorist
attacks . . . . Time-tested covert actions to influence political, economic, or
military conditions abroad should become the core of the intelligence
community’s response to Muslim extremists wherever they may be. These actions include subversion, sabotage,
operational deception, disinformation, and massive sophisticated propaganda
efforts to confuse and manipulate the targeted contingents. No country nurturing or harboring terrorists
should be exempted from special operations going beyond diplomatic demarches
and economic sanctions. Toward this end,
human penetration – the recruitment of agents within or the infiltration of agents
into vital structures of institutions, groupings and cells of potential
adversaries – must be at the center of all intelligence efforts.” [p.183,184]
Oleg Kalugin – Applications
of the Soviet Experience – “Like the Soviets, we should make efforts to
plan and implement, when necessary, comprehensive scenarios that can win a war
without major battles. As a possible
scenario for
Oleg Kalugin – Applications
of the Soviet Experience cont’d – “As part of the opposition offensive,
acts of sabotage against the regime targeting government offices, the media,
and power and communication lines would further the destabilizing effect. These acts should be accompanied by the
organization of guerilla warfare spreading across the country and demoralizing
the central government and its supporters.
One million dollars and asylum in the
Oleg Kalugin – “These suggestions may be branded as immoral and
an invitation to lawlessness, however, democracies perish when they refuse to
resist and adjust to the cruel realities of life. While it is too late for the
Oleg Kalugin – “. . . without a reliable and aggressive
intelligence service working hand in hand with its allies, our civilization may
suffer immense and unsustainable losses.
We cannot afford to be caught napping again.” [p.187]
Let’s Get ‘Series’-ous!
by Editor
Let’s try to compute the sum
(or product) of these series with pencil-and-paper first. If all else fails, one can resort to a
hand-calculator, and eventually the use of a computer. But, what’s nice about some of these exercises
is you can get a feel for the value
as you compute the first set of terms.


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Let’s Get ‘Series’-ous! – Tentative Answers (cont’d)
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[p.1]
Jack and Jill played a competitive game several times, betting one pebble on
the outcome each time. Jack won seven
pebbles, while Jill won seven times.
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Little Jimmy hasn’t brought his calculator to school. How can he find the value of the expression
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A clock has fallen on the floor, and unfortunately, there is no indication
which way ‘up’ the clock should hang.
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Dawn was lunching with her seven friends.
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Labor Day Quiz
by Stephen J. Spignesi
In
Stephen Spignesi’s book [1] “What’s Your
Red, White & Blue IQ?” he shares different holiday facts. In this article, we cover the upcoming “Labor
Day” holiday.
Q1 – Who said the following:
“Labor
Day differs in every essential way from the other holidays of the year in any
country. All other holidays are in a
more or less degree connected with conflicts and battles of man’s prowess over
man, of strife and discord for greed and power, of glories achieved by one
nation over another. Labor Day . . . is
devoted to no man, living or dead, to no sect, race, or nation.”
Q2 – When is Labor Day celebrated?
Q3 – TRUE or FALSE: The first Labor Day holiday was celebrated on
Q4 – What was the name of the organization that
proposed the first Labor Day observance?
Q5 – In what year was an official day for Labor Day
decided upon?
Q6 – What state was the first to propose Labor Day
legislation?
Q7 – What state was the first to pass a Labor Day
celebration law?
Q8 – TRUE or FALSE: To join the states in celebrating Labor Day, Congress passed a law in
1894 decreeing it a legal
Q9 – Which of the following are associated with Labor
Day celebrations in the
Q10 – Which is the Sunday before Labor Day known as?
[1] “What’s Your Red, White & Blue IQ?” by Citadel Press, copyright
2004, ISBN 0-8065-2625-4; USD $12.95; CAN $17.95
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“Number Crunchers” – by David J.
Bodycombe |
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“Number Crunchers,” by David J. Bodycombe; Barnes
& Noble Books; 2004; ISBN 0-7607-5469-1; David was born in |
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[p.60]
A golfer was three shots over par at the end of the first day’s play. His score on the second day was ten shots
better than the first. What was his
score at the end of the second day? |
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Be warned, you’ll really need to think about this one. The puzzle is to rearrange the symbols in
this equation as little as possible so that it is now correct. Do you know the trick? (11 + 1) x (11 -1) = 51. |
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In Natasha’s secret sweets drawer, all but three bars are licorice, all but
three bars are pure chocolate, and all but three bars are pure toffee. How many bars of candy does Natasha have
stashed in her drawer? |
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Which positive whole number is equal to triple the sum of its digits? Surprisingly, there is only one possible
answer. |
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If you reverse the digits in Deborah’s age, you obtain her grandfather’s
age. As it happens, his birthday is
tomorrow, when his age will become twice Deborah’s. Find both their ages. |
Good &
Plenty Theme Song – Quiz
by Joey Green [1, page 67]
As several Mega Society
members have turned 50 and 60 years of age this year, alone, I suspect they
recall the box candy Good & Plenty.
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In 1893, the Quaker City Confectionery Company in Warner-Lambert acquired Good & Plenty candy in 1973 and sold the operation to
Beatrice Foods in 1982. A year later,
Huhtamaki Oy of |
See if you can fill in the
missing words to Choo Choo Charlie Good & Plenty Theme Song.
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________ upon a time there was an
________, ________ ________ ________ was his
name, we ______; He had an ________ and he sure
_______ _______, He used ________ _ _______ candy to
make his _______ run. Charlie says, “_______ my Good & Plenty!” Charlie says, “Really ______ my
______!” Charlie says, “_______ my ________ _
_______! Don’t know any other ________ that I
_______ so well!” |
[1] “Joey Green’s Incredible Country Store: Potions, Notions, and Elixirs
of the Past and How to Make Them Today,” by Joey Green, Rodale Publisher,
ISBN 1-57954-849-0; 2004, USD $14.95; CAN $21.95; paperback; 356 pages.
Who was
the
by Joey Green [1, page 56]
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In 1916 during World War I, Otto Schnering founded
the Curtiss Candy Company, using his mother’s Anglo-sounding maiden name for
the company rather than his German-sounding surname. For his first product, Schnering introduced
Kandy Kake, a confection with a pastry center topped with nuts and coated
with chocolate, which met with moderate success. In 1921, Schnering reformulated Kandy Kake
as a bar of caramel and peanuts, covered with chocolate. He renamed his confection the Baby Ruth
bar, not after baseball legend Babe Ruth as commonly believed, but in honor
of “Baby” Ruth Cleveland, the daughter of former President Grover Cleveland,
who had been adored by millions.
Priced at a nickel while other candy bars sold for a dime, Baby Ruth was
the world’s most popular candy by 1926, selling more than five million bars a
day. In 1963, Standard Brands acquired the Curtiss Candy
Company, which, in turn, was purchased in 1981 by Nabisco Brands. In 1990, Nestle bought Baby Ruth brand from
Nabisco. STRANGE
FACTS: · In 1904, twelve-year-old Ruth Cleveland died of
diphtheria. Seventeen years later, the
Curtiss Candy Company produced the first Baby Ruth bar, a year after baseball
player Babe Ruth rose to stardom.
Skeptics question whether the Curtiss Candy Company capitalized on
Babe Ruth’s popularity by simply claiming that its candy bar was named for
Ruth Cleveland. · Otto Schnering advertised extensively in magazines,
including The Saturday Evening Post,
and Open Roads for Boys, trumpeting
the new candy bar with slogans like “The
Favorite Candy of Over Fifty Million People!” · Schnering chartered planes to drop thousands of
Baby Ruth bars with tiny parachutes over various cities across forty states. · In 1937, Admiral Richard Byrd and his team bought
thousands of Baby Ruth bars on their expedition to the South Pole. · When a competing candy company introduced the “Babe
Ruth Home Run Bar,” with the full approval of Babe Ruth, the Curtiss Candy
Company threatened legal action and forced the Babe Ruth Home Run Bar off the
market. |
[1] “Joey Green’s Incredible Country Store: Potions, Notions, and Elixirs
of the Past and How to Make Them Today,” by Joey Green, Rodale Publisher,
ISBN 1-57954-849-0; 2004, USD $14.95; CAN $21.95; paperback; 356 pages.
Laura
Bush’s Oatmeal-Chocolate Chunk Cookies
by Laura
Bush – First Lady to the President of the
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Laura’s
Recipe – Makes about 8 Dozen Cookies |
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1 ½ C (3 sticks)
butter at room temperature ·
1 C sugar ·
1 ½ C light-brown
sugar ·
3 eggs ·
1 T vanilla ·
3 C flour ·
1 T baking powder ·
1 t salt ·
2 t cinnamon ·
3 C quick oats (not
old-fashioned) ·
2 C chopped walnuts ·
1 ½ packages (8 oz.
each) chocolate chunks (3 C) ·
2 C coarsely chopped
dried sour cherries Heat oven to 350
degrees F – With electric mixer, cream butter and both
sugars, beat in eggs one at a time, then beat in vanilla. Add flour, baking powder, salt, cinnamon,
and oats; slowly beat until blended.
Stir in walnuts, chocolate, and cherries. Drop by tablespoonfuls onto cookie sheet
covered with parchment paper. Bake at
350 F for 12 to 15 minutes, until golden brown. |
Labor Day
Quiz - Answers
by Stephen J. Spignesi
A1 – Samuel Gompers, founder and longtime
president of the American Federation of Labor
A2 – a.
A3 – True.
A4 – c.
A5 – d.
A6 – b.
A7 – a.
A8 – True.
A9 – d.
A10 – Labor Sunday
Good &
Plenty Theme Song – Quiz Answers
by Joey Green [1, page 67]
Choo Charlie Good & Plenty Theme
Song
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Once upon a
time there was an engineer, Choo Choo
Charlie was his name, we hear; He had an engine and he sure had
fun, He used Good & Plenty
candy to make his train run. Charlie says, “Love my Good & Plenty!” Charlie says, “Really rings my
bell!” Charlie says, “Love my Good
& Plenty! Don’t know any other candy
that I love so well!” |
[1]
“Joey Green’s Incredible Country Store:
Potions, Notions, and Elixirs of the Past and How to Make Them Today,” by
Joey Green, Rodale Publisher, ISBN 1-57954-849-0; 2004, USD $14.95; CAN $21.95;
paperback; 356 pages.
Cracker
Jack Candy History and Stunning Facts
by Joey Green [1]
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In 1872, German immigrant F. W. Rueckheim opened a
popcorn stand in In 1912, the Rueckheim brothers added “a prize in
every box” of Cracker Jack. Over the
years, the “toy surprise inside” has included rings, yo-yos, whistles,
charms, tops, plastic toys, miniature storybooks, super-hero stick-ons, and
tiny tattoos. In 1964, Borden, Inc., based in STRANGE
FACTS: · The 1902 Sears & Roebuck catalogue included Cracker
Jack. · In 1908, Jack Norworth wrote lyrics to song “Take
Me Out to the Ball Game” during a thirty-minute subway ride, immortalizing
Cracker Jack brand in the third line, “Buy me some peanuts and Cracker
Jack.” Albert Von Tilzer, who composed
the music to the song, did not see a baseball game until more than twenty
years after the song’s release.
Norworth witnessed his first baseball game in 1940 when the Brooklyn
Dodgers honored him at Ebbets Field. · In 1918, Sailor Jack and his dog Bingo first appeared
on the Cracker Jack box. Sailor Jack
was modeled after F. W. Rueckheim’s grandson Robert, who had a dog named
Bingo. Robert, who died of pneumonia
shortly after the new box appeared, is buried in St. Henry’s cemetery, near · In the 1961 movie Breakfast at Tiffany’s, Holly Golightly, played by Audrey
Hepburn, pays Tiffany’s to engrave initials on a ring from a Cracker Jack
box. · The Cracker Jack Company maintains an archive of
all the toys ever put in Cracker Jack boxes and displays some of the best
toys at its · Since 1912, Cracker Jack has given out more than
twenty-three billion toys. · The secret process for keeping the molasses-covered
popcorn morsels from sticking together, discovered by Louis Rueckheim in
1896, is still used to produce Cracker Jack and remains a company secret to
this very day. |
[1] “Joey Green’s
Incredible Country Store: Potions, Notions, and Elixirs of the Past and How to
Make Then Today,” by Joey Green, Rodale Publisher, ISBN 1-57954-849-0;
2004, USD $14.95; CAN $21.95; paperback; 356 pages.
A “NEW START”
in Life
by Weimar Institute’s NEWSTARTÒ Lifestyle Program
http://www.newstart.com/what.html
What is NEWSTARTÒ?
Since 1978 nearly 5,000 people from all over the world have
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and vitality by combining diet, exercise, stress management, expert medical
supervision, and faith in divine guidance.
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diabetes, allergies, stress and the toll taken on the body through the years,
flock to Weimar Institute for a new start on life.
It is in fact
this very quest for a new start that gave Weimar Institute's health
restoration program its name, NEWSTART® Lifestyle Program.
What can NEWSTARTÒ do for you?
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suffering from Osteo-Arthritis have also found relief as joint circulation is
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Nutrition - Proper nutrition is the foundation of good health and
recovery. Cooking classes, meals, and cookbooks all demonstrate the variety
appeal, and satisfaction of whole plant food vegetarian cuisine. In addition
physicians explain the issues that link nutrition with health or disease in
their lectures. Exercise - Action is a law of life. Muscle tone and strength are
lost without exertion, but exercise improves the health of body, mind, and
spirit multiplying vitality and health. Exercise therapy includes outdoor
exercise, treadmill evaluations and Stretchercise. The many trails through
beautiful surroundings beckon you to walk, walk, walk, but indoor exercise
equipment is available. Water - Because the body is 70% water, keeping well hydrated
and knowing what and when to drink are essential to health. Hydrotherapy
(water applied externally to the body) followed by massage enhances the
circulation and immune system in wonderful ways. Sunlight - The sun is the established energy source ordained by
God to sustain the cycle of life for plants and animals. Abundant in Temperance - Using good things moderately and avoiding the bad is
obviously wise, yet often hard to practice. Temperance can be neither bought
nor earned, but is rather an important gift of God, a "fruit of the
Spirit" (Galatians Air - The body's most essential resource is air. More important
than food or water, proper breathing and pure air are fundamental to good
health. Fresh, clear mountain air surrounds the beautiful natural environment
of Weimar Institute. Rest - Restoration requires rest because sleep allows the body to
renew itself Many types of rest are important for health, but the sweetest
rest follows labor. "Early to bed and early to rise'' is a vital
NEWSTART® principle, and a healthy lifestyle makes this principle
easier to maintain. Trust In God - Directly linked to physical health
(Proverbs 3:5-6), trust in God is a gift leading to right choices. Choosing
what is right in God's sight improves spiritual health which, in turn,
imparts blessings to physical and mental health. Individualized counseling,
group fellowship, personal devotions, and the chaplain's Freshstart meetings
in the morning develop this essential principle. |
18-day
Lifestyle Program
Experts say it takes three weeks to change a habit. This 18- day
standard program leads the way toward healthy habits and reversal of
lifestyle- related diseases such as adult-onset diabetes, coronary heart
disease, hypertension . . . the list goes on!
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daily
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evening/weekend
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counseling
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exercise
evaluation and prescription at start and end ·
eight
1-hour therapeutic massage/hydro therapy treatments Program
Fees:
Medical
Services Include: ·
Initial Medical Evaluation - History and Exam ·
Comprehensive Blood Chemistry Panel- start and end ·
Treadmill exercise test- start and end ·
Five physician follow- up appointments ·
Allergy testing available for additional fee Medical
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NEWSTART® Session Upcoming Dates
& Fees
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5 - September 23 (18-day Program)
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17 - November 4 (18-day Program)
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7 - November 24 (17-day Program)
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28 - December 16 (18-day Program)
DIRTY DOZEN PUZZLES
copyright © 2002 by H.W. Corley
1. Dr. Frank N. Stein of the CSE faculty is teaching a course in fuzzy logic this semester. The eminent AI guru is notorious for his difficult tests, so the students have begged him repeatedly for a multiple choice quiz. Finally, with a devious smile, he agrees. On the next test, he asks the first question in Swahili, which no one can read. However, the following answer choices are in English.
(a) All of the below
(b) None of the below
(c) All of the above
(d) One of the above
(e) None of the above
(f) None of the above
Select the correct answer and submit
only the corresponding letter.
2.
A bored ME named Jason sits in his TTh
3. An EE named Nguyen Li likes to study with scented candles burning. She has two new candles of different scents that have equal lengths but burn at different rates. One is consumed uniformly in four hours, the other uniformly in five hours. If she lights them at the same time, in how many hours will one candle be exactly three times as long as the other? State your answer as a reduced fraction.
4. The nation of Griddonesia consists of eighty-one equally-spaced islands represented by intersections of the lines in the grid below. Each island is connected to all its adjacent islands by horizontal and vertical bridges. There are no diagonal bridges.
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a)
The Yin candidate
is the incumbent female president. To the nearest tenth, what is the largest
percentage of popular votes that she can receive and still lose the election?
b)
The male Yang
candidate intends to campaign by car. He will begin and end at the center
island with no interim stops there. Using only the bridges, he will proceed
from island to island without going to any island more than once (other than
the center island). What is the maximum number of islands (with the center one
counted exactly once) on which the Yang challenger can campaign during this
trip?
5. A small nanotech laboratory is housed in a 38-feet long, 20-feet wide, and 10-feet high rectangular room whose walls are kept “clean” by a tiny dust-eating robot. One morning the dustbug, as it’s called, sits halfway up a 20x10 end wall, 1 foot from the closest 38x10 side wall. On the opposite 20x10 end wall, halfway up and 1 foot from the other 38x10 side wall, lies a speck of dust. What is the shortest distance in feet that the dustbug can crawl along the room’s surfaces to reach this dust? Round off to two decimal places.
6.
Five biomedical engineering students decide to meet in
the lobby of Nedderman Hall at
7. A materials science student named Chen Feng has
developed a new alloy called tico from the elements titanium and cobalt. He stacks 1000 one-inch cubes of
tico into a perfect ten-inch cube. Obviously this stack forms 1000 one-inch
cubes and 1 ten-inch cube. How many cubes of any size are contained in
the 10 · 10 · 10 stack?
8. Civil engineers George and his wife Laura give a
dinner for 5 other married couples. At least one person in each invited couple
is acquainted with either George or Laura (or both). During the introductions,
no one shakes hands with someone he or she has previously met (including his or
her own spouse). After the introductions, Laura realizes that each of the other
11 people shook a different number of hands. Furthermore, no one shook the same
person’s hand more than once, and no one shook his or her own hand. How many
hands did George shake?
9.
An orbiting
astronaut, an AE graduate from UTA named Naresh, simultaneously fires two
projectiles A and B along two straight-line trajectories forming an angle of
100 degrees. Assume that the projectiles instantaneously attain a constant
velocity, with A traveling twice as fast as B. If they are separated by a
distance of 334 miles after 4 minutes, how fast is B traveling in miles per
hour to the nearest tenth?
10. One spring afternoon an environmental engineering
student named Praveena takes her dog and flightless kiwi bird to

11. A CSE student has developed a program to randomly
generate (x, y) points in the first quadrant of a Cartesian coordinate system.
Determine the probability that such a randomly generated point lies below the
curve y = ex. In other words, what portion of the first quadrant
lies below y = ex? Round off to three decimal places.
12. Two fraternal twins Bob and Sue, both IE students,
inherit a ranch from their
13. (Remember, it’s a dirty dozen.) A chemical engineer is taking an EE course in information theory, where he’s currently studying codes. For a homework assignment he numerically encrypts a seven-word sentence in the following table.
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Decode this message. If your answer is correct, you should know immediately.
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“Mensa Brain Bafflers” – by Philip J.
Carter & Ken A. Russell |
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“Mensa Brain Bafflers,” by Philip J. Carter & Ken A.
Russell; Barnes & Noble Books; 2004; ISBN 0-7607-5481-0 |
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[p.92]
Where
There is a Will there is a Way – An Old Lady left $33,333 to be
divided equally among two fathers and two sons, and each was to receive $11,111. How was this possible? |
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[p.93]
Calendice
– Some calendars are very complex, but here is a very simple system which one
can, by using just 12 faces, show all of the 31 days in the month. We show you 5 faces. Your task is to find the numbers that
should go on the other 7 faces. See
Figure 1. |

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“Mensa Brain Bafflers” – by Philip J.
Carter & Ken A. Russell |
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“Mensa Brain Bafflers,” by Philip J. Carter & Ken A.
Russell; Barnes & Noble Books; 2004; ISBN 0-7607-5481-0 |
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[p.126]
Dice
– How many times on average must an ordinary six-sided die be tossed before
every number from 1 to 6 comes up as least once? |
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[p.164]
Unique
Number – What is unique about the number 854,917,632? |
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[p.189]
Dodecahedra
– I have an infinite number of regular dodecahedra, indistinguishable in
appearance from each other. I have
pots of red and blue paint. If each
face of each dodecahedron is to be painted red or blue, how many dodecahedra
that are distinguishable from one another shall I be able to produce? Dodecahedron: a solid figure having
twelve plane faces. |
Thoughts on Being Happy
by
History & Heraldry - http://www.historyheraldry.com/
History & Heraldry Ltd. in the
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The surest way to have happiness and peace of mind is
to give them to somebody else. |
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Happiness is within but it does not get there by
itself. |
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Happiness will never come to those who fail to
appreciate what they have. |
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Happiness does not come from what you have but from what
you are. |
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He who continually searches for happiness will never find
it. Happiness is made, not found. |
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Two things contribute to happiness: what we can do without
and what we can do with. |
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No one can define happiness. You have to be unhappy to understand it. |
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Money never did buy happiness; and credit cards aren’t
doing much better. |
Thoughts on Being Happy – cont’d
by
History & Heraldry
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It isn’t your position that makes you happy or
unhappy. It’s your disposition. |
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Real happiness is cheap enough, yet we pay dearly for
its counterfeit. |
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A lot of happiness is overlooked because it doesn’t
cost anything. |
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For every minute you’re angry, you lose sixty seconds
of happiness. |
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Happy is the man who renounces everything that puts a
strain on his conscience. |
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Some people find happiness by making the most of what they
don’t have. |
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Happiness is home brewed. |
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Happiness is a healthy mental attitude, a grateful spirit,
a clear conscience, and a heart full of love. |
Thoughts on Being Happy – cont’d
by
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All we are guaranteed is the pursuit of
happiness. You have to catch up with
it yourself. |
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So live that your memories will be part of your
happiness. |
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If ignorance was bliss, we’d all be a lot happier. |
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Any person who looks happy when he isn’t is well on
the road to success. |
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To love others makes us happy; to love ourselves makes us
lonely. |
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Happiness adds and multiplies as we divide it with others. |
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Happiness is the conviction that we are loved in spite of
ourselves. |
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To find happiness you must be willing to ignore what life
owes you and think about what you owe life. |
Thoughts on Being Happy – cont’d
by Editor
by History & Heraldry
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True Happiness may
be sought, thought or caught – but never bought! |
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Freedom is the right all people have to be as happy
as they can. |
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The place to be happy is here, the time to be happy
is now, the way to be happy is to make others so. |
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Happiness is not perfected until it is shared with
others. |
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To be happy, do not add to your possessions but subtract
from your desires. |
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Happiness is where you find it and very seldom where you
seek it. |
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It seems that some people can’t be happy unless they’re
unhappy. |
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Happiness is a place somewhere between too much and too
little. |
Thoughts on Being Happy – cont’d
by Editor
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Happiness is in the heart not the circumstances. |
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The plain facet is that human beings are happy only
when they are striving for something worthwhile. |
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The surest path to happiness is in losing yourself in
a cause greater than yourself. |
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Happiness is the result of being too busy to be
miserable. |
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The man who gets along in the world is the one who can
look cheerful and happy when he isn’t. |
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People whose main concern is their own happiness seldom
find it. |
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The best way for a person to have happy thoughts is to
count his blessings not his cash. |
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Wealth may not bring happiness, but it seems to bring a
pleasant kind of misery. |
DIRTY DOZEN PUZZLES - ANSWERS
copyright ©
2002 by H.W. Corley
1. (e) All other answers give a contradiction.
2. 16.364. The time t satisfies t(6o/minute) – t(0.5o/minute) = 90o.
3. 40/11 hours. Two equations in two unknowns yield the slower candle burning 8/11 of its length. Multiply that by 5 hours.
4.
(a) 99.9 %. She gets all 1001 votes in 40 islands and
loses 0-1 on the other 41.
(b) 80. The total number of bridges up from the center must equal the number
down, and the number right must equal the number left. Hence an even number of
bridges must be traversed. Since 81 bridges are needed to go through all 81
islands and end on the center, this many islands cannot be reached. However, it
is easy to find a way to reach 80.
5. 50.00 feet. Unfold the room into the two-dimensional unfoldings that provide a surface for a line between the starting and ending points. For each, use the Pythagorean theorem to find the straight line between the two points. The shortest of the distance is the hypotenuse of a triangle with legs (5 + 20 + 5) and (1 + 38 + 1). The hypotenuse is then 50 feet. The dustbug can walk at angles from the end wall across a corner of the nearest side wall across the ceiling across a corner of the other side wall to the dust in a “straight” line of 50 feet.
6. 64/81. The probability of a student being on time is 2/3. Add the probabilities 10(2/3)3 (1/3)2 + 5(2/3)4 (1/3)1 + 1(2/3)5 (1/3)0.
7. 3025 = 103+ 93 + 83 + … + 23 + 13.
8. 5. Number all except Laura as 0,1, … ,10 (the number of hands they shook). By elimination, 10 is married to 0, 9 to 1, etc.; and both Laura & George shook 5 apiece.
9. 2099.5 mph. Use the law of cosines for the distance, then divide by the time in hours.
10. 100.00 meters. The four runners always run at right angles to each other at some speed s meters per second. Hence, their positions always represent the four corners of a diminishing square that takes 100/s seconds to become a single point. The distance each runs is s(100/s) = 100. One can also integrate a parametric curve for arc length.
11. 1.000. Assume the randomly generated point lies within a square of side t with two sides along the axes and a vertex at the origin. Then by integration, the area within the square and below the curve is t2 + t – 1 – t(ln t). Divide by the total area t2 and let t®¥ using l’Hospital’s rule.
12. $2.00. Let n be the number of cattle. Then n2 is the number of dollars from the sale. The number of 10’s in n2 is the number of sheep they bought. Since the sheep could not be divided equally, there was an odd number of 10’s in n2. There are an infinite number of choices for such an n2: 16, 36, 196, 256, 576, 676, 1156, 1296, … , all of which end in the digit 6. This fact, which makes the answer unique without knowing n, could be proved or simply inferred from enough values of n. Thus the lamb costs $6, and Michael must compensate Sue with $2. He now has $8 from the sheep minus the calculator, and she has $8 from the lamb plus the calculator.
13. “Bravo, I am so smart and sharp.” As hinted by the nature of question 7 and by the student being a chemical engineer, each number represents the number of an element in the periodic table. Put the symbols in the table to give the following.
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B |
Ra |
V |
O |
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I |
Am |